One line quotes
- Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest!
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
- There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
- Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
- Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
- Programming is an art form that fights back.
- "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
- All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
- Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
- To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
- Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.