One line quotes

• Life is wonderful. Without it we'd all be dead.
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
• Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest!
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
• Error, no keyboard - press F1 to continue.
• There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
• Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
• "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
• Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
• Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
• Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
• We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
• Programming is an art form that fights back.
• "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?"
• All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
• Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
• To define recursion, we must first define recursion.
• Good programming is 99% sweat and 1% coffee.